cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

arekelly:

Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.

shewillbelubed:

ive got 0 motivation and a gpa to match

what a catch